If you slip out the door despite all my attempts to keep you safe,
If you insistthat things are wayyyyy better out THERE where NOBODY LOVES YOU AS MUCH AS I DO
instead of here where you are cherished and adored
well, you can just stay outside for a while.
Possibly filed under off-topic stuff
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