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- I am gaining weight.
- My clothes will not fit anymore, and thanks to dp, I have no more more fat clothes.
- I will look like an old bag lady.
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I told him, you know that this is another reason women will hate me, don't you? But,well, there you go.
2. I got a landline from the cable company. It was cheaper than paying daughter's cell phone bill, and this way she can get messages from prospective employers (please, please, please let her get those messages) anyway. So, but, I know from exerience that a cordless phone will disappear and we'll spend most of time looking for it, and most of the time it will be in the guest room where daughter is staying. So instead, I plugged in this:
I know, right? And yes, it works. However. You cannot press "1" if you wish to continue in English. You can't even dial it. You just have to stay on the line while the voice command repeats several times.
You see, my philosophy regarding having children living at home after they are old enough to hold down jobs and pay their own rent is a simple one: make the house as inconvenient and annoying as possible to expedite their leaving and their motivation to do so. This includes restricting internet use, having annoying, old-fashioned appliances, and maybe making loud sex sounds that freak them out.
So far, none of this has worked. I'm open to ideas.
1. - Posted from my iPad - This is awkward, I know. After years of mocking ipad and iphone owners, I is one. Just so you know, none of my opinions are written in stone. I can be won over by a reasonable, valid argument based on evidence. Or very good electronic gadgetry.