13. I spent much of the week with some pals planning a surprise birthday party for Herself, the Dreadpirate Rackham. She who turns 42 this year has been lacking a party in the recent past, and so we decided to pull this off. And, it worked. She had no idea. She tried in vain to go train in Leadville this weekend, but mysteriously, nobody was available to go with her. Buwahaha.
Anyway, there was cake, and snacks, and charbroiled meat. All-in-all, a very good time. Pictures to come.
9. Really? You're only charging me $30 to inject vitamins into my ass? Vtamins I could take for 50 cents in pill form or a bowl of cereal? Wow. What a Bargain.
I want to say, "seriously, who pays for this?" but then again, I bought two months of some stupid stuff called "Sensa" in 2009. I know that when you're heavy, sometimes you think, well, just maybe...I mean, they couldn't say it if it wasn't true, right? And that really is what pisses me off about places that do things like this (above) know that people are that desperate. They prey on people and their sad desperation. I want to take the charlitans and make them run. For, oh, say, about 26.2 miles.