"When she heard it she was all, 'Oh my gawd!' and I
was like, 'Oh my Gawd!'
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Classic.
ReplyDeleteI'll definitely forward this to a friend who's undergoing an exercise of writing one haiku every day this month.
He'll get a chuckle, just like I did.
Ha ha!
ReplyDeleteHilarious!
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complex, unfathomable-
teenage girls
That is the funniest thing I have ever read. So culturally relevant. When centuries in the future, academics will ponder over those poetic lines.
ReplyDeleteHa! So true. I'm only 31 & I aleardy need an interpriter when I hear kids talk. How did I get old so quickly?
ReplyDeleteHa! KidSpeak! The New English language! I gotta catch up....!
ReplyDeleteI talked like that once. we called it "Valley Girl." Now they just call me dorky....
ReplyDeleteThe more things change the more they stay the same.
An awesome haiku
ReplyDeleteit made me laugh through and through
girls are so funny
There's my attempt. Did you write that one? I love it!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
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