UPCOMING EVENTS for 2016: Puerto Rico Marathon (March), Virginia/Pennsylvania Marathon Double (April), Cedro Peak Ultra 45k (April), Quicksilver 50k (May) NUT 50k (June) Lake Tahoe Trail 50K (July), Cloudsplitter 55K (October)

It's never too late to be what you might have been. --George Eliot

Athena is the Goddess of wisdom and war. In 2005, I declared war on my own bad tendencies: sloth, being fat, compacency, and being too old for adventure. This is the story of how I went from being someone who never stood when she could sit, to being an ultrarunner, marathoner, and triathlete. Along the way I've cried, laughed, fallen, gotten up, lost, won, hallucinated, been dehydrated, DNF'ed, and been DFL.
I also swear. Alot.
"You're never too old to be what you might have been" --George Eliot

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Fun with Athletes

Since I couldn't do the Elephant man I decided to redeux the aid station with DreadPirate and her people, Courtney, Steve and Orlando. We didn't get the best spot, but it didn't matter, because we offered what the other aid stations didn't offer:

GELS. MUSIC. ICE-COLD SPONGES. DANCING GIRLS.

They just offered water and gatorade. >Smirks<

They
just offered people standing around, cheering.
>Snorts<

We
were situated at mile 1 and 5 of the out-and-back 6 mile run, and played loud happy music, handed out gels and said ice-cold sponges, purchased with team funds, along with the water and gatorade provided by the RD.

And so it was that I learned the following about my fellow athletes:

1) On a long, hot run they really appreciated happy music, especially the reggae. The loud heavy metal, not so much. Music that made people smile also included Aretha Franklin, Hey Go, Lots of stuff by Black-eyed Peas, Elvis, Bob Marley, and some others. The key was happy, with a strong beat.

2) Some of the athletes really appreciated if I danced and flirted with them to the beat of the music while offering gels. They smiled on this difficult, extremely hilly course, and looked slightly less miserable, and danced and flirted back. Especially, for some mysterious reason, the guys. Go figure.

3) A small percentage took the caffeinated gels, but it was a very grateful number that did. I stood there and yelled, "I HAVE CAFFEINE!" and they veered to me like I was magnetic.

4) The iced-cold sponges, when offered by adorable twin DP's People, were a HUGE hit.

5) Whatever it is you're giving out, you need to yell what you've got. People zone out too much to focus on what's in your hand and process whether or not they need/want it. You just shout, "I'VE GOT GELS!" and thrust it at them. Sometimes they grab it. Sometimes they don't.

6) DreadPirate is, quite often, unconscionably bossy.

Now, I'm ashamed to admit that I did break USAT rules in that I provided a service to one athlete in particular; I let him grab my butt as he went by. Since this is not something I would normally provide to other athletes, I believe it constitutes a violation of USAT rules for "outside assistance". Should he be disqualified? Only the newest assistant ref can answer that question for me...

Anyway, it's a blast, and I've decided that this is what i'm going to do each year at this race. It will be the easiest first place I've ever gotten.

Oh, and to add an addendum to Baboo's post: not only did he race in $25 shoes from WalMart, but his breakfast was poptarts and my patented cheap energy drink: Swiss Miss "Pick Me Up" with caffeine mixed with hotel drip coffee.

Who says you need a lot of money to race? Er, other than the $6k tri-bike, I mean...

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7 comments:

  1. If getting your ass grabbed by a hot triathlete is wrong, I don't want to be right!

    Sounds like a blast! Congrats on winning the number 1 aide station!

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  2. I helped one woman violate the rules last weekend - I was working the T1 tent and she came in at the back of the pack when we had plenty of space. So I let her elderly mother come into the tent and chat with her during T1. As it turned out she took her sweet time and had a 27-minute transition - but she looked happy and calm and glad to connect with Mom during her race!

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  3. sounds like fun.

    Like the new layout too.

    Hope you recover from your injury soon!

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  4. Like the new blog look :)

    Great aid station again - it was a pick-me-up to see you guys twice on the run!! Thanks for helping.

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  5. Cool new blog layout! this unscripted time waiting for your clearance thing has its benefits. And awesome job on the aid station, AS USUAL!!

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  6. Your station was a nice surprise at the top of the sandy hill and something to look forward to on the way back--I could see it off in the distance and it was my focal point for the 5th mile. Great job!!

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  7. Thanks so much for volunteering! I was in a world of hurt and didn't really get to graciously thank the volunteers as much as usual. You guys were awesome!

    :-)

    Jodi

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