UPCOMING EVENTS for 2016: Puerto Rico Marathon (March), Virginia/Pennsylvania Marathon Double (April), Cedro Peak Ultra 45k (April), Quicksilver 50k (May) NUT 50k (June) Lake Tahoe Trail 50K (July), Cloudsplitter 55K (October)

It's never too late to be what you might have been. --George Eliot

Athena is the Goddess of wisdom and war. In 2005, I declared war on my own bad tendencies: sloth, being fat, compacency, and being too old for adventure. This is the story of how I went from being someone who never stood when she could sit, to being an ultrarunner, marathoner, and triathlete. Along the way I've cried, laughed, fallen, gotten up, lost, won, hallucinated, been dehydrated, DNF'ed, and been DFL.
I also swear. Alot.
"You're never too old to be what you might have been" --George Eliot

Thursday, April 01, 2010

Ahem.

I've decided that running is just silly. .I mean, think about it: all that sweating and hard work.  I think it's easiest just to take diet pills.

Cheers.

10 comments:

  1. Wise move. Bye-ee ;)

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  2. Oh that is a good idea! I have heard those really work!

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  3. Awesome! Me Toooo!!!

    LOL!

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  4. Sounds like a great idea. I will jump on board!

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  5. I hear that sista! ;P good one

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  6. April Fool!
    (I hope to god)

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  7. That made me laugh. Thanks.

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  8. cheers let's all go get a drink...cept crap I know I'll still go tomorrow

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