UPCOMING EVENTS for 2016: Puerto Rico Marathon (March), Virginia/Pennsylvania Marathon Double (April), Cedro Peak Ultra 45k (April), Quicksilver 50k (May) NUT 50k (June) Lake Tahoe Trail 50K (July), Cloudsplitter 55K (October)

It's never too late to be what you might have been. --George Eliot

Athena is the Goddess of wisdom and war. In 2005, I declared war on my own bad tendencies: sloth, being fat, compacency, and being too old for adventure. This is the story of how I went from being someone who never stood when she could sit, to being an ultrarunner, marathoner, and triathlete. Along the way I've cried, laughed, fallen, gotten up, lost, won, hallucinated, been dehydrated, DNF'ed, and been DFL.
I also swear. Alot.
"You're never too old to be what you might have been" --George Eliot

Saturday, September 26, 2009

This is why you're fat.

DP sent me this link. Hilarious. Enjoy.

PS: The vegetarian version of this sandwich is veggie sausage, cheese, carmelized onions, and eggs between thick slabs of french toast.
Go ahead. Ask me how I know.


  1. Woa-too early in the morning to look at these foods-gross!

  2. Is it a problem that 3/4 of those things look really delicious to me? :) (A few really are disgusting.) Krispy Kreme bread pudding? Oh. My. God.

  3. As I type, the Big E is going on in New England. The best selling food this year is the cheeseburger in that picture. It was put together/invented by a woman from the city I live in. I am so proud. Here is the link to our local newspaper which has an article about it today:


    Do you realize your Seaman son might be eating one right now!!

  4. O.M.G.!!!!
    and I thought a deep fried mars bar was disgusting

  5. I've tried to block it out of my consciousness that there are vegetarian versions of sinful yumminess (I mean disgustingness)!

  6. There's a whole blog of photos like that. This one is better though: http://thisiswhyyourethin.blogspot.com/

  7. that's disgusting... well, maybe if they weren't glazed doughnuts... :)

  8. Good grief! The pics on that link make my insides hurt! I think I almost had a heart attack just looking at them! A deep fried burger with double fried french fries?? YIKES!!

    I want a salad and fruit...right now. :)

  9. I felt my arteries clog up by just looking at this stuff. owie.


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