I've decided to put some filters in my email. Some people need to be shot, by the way. If I ever meet a professional spammer I'm going to key his/her car. Or think about it really hard.
Come to think of it, if I ever meet a professional spammer I'll probably just give them a realllllly diry look.
SO, henceforth, if you send me any emails, they won't get through if the subject line contains the following words/phrases:
Dearly Beloved
Her Pleasure Will Be Endless
Lottery
Unclaimed Funds
Bank Account Authorization Information
Endless Happiness
Endless Joy
Online Degree
Viagra
Urgent Greetings
Honorable One
high-quality prescriptions
She'll be Screaming
Cialis
Call My Secretary Immediately
Blowout
All Night Long
If you send me any of these emails, I won't get them. I'm just lettin' you know.
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