I've decided to put some filters in my email. Some people need to be shot, by the way. If I ever meet a professional spammer I'm going to key his/her car. Or think about it really hard.
Come to think of it, if I ever meet a professional spammer I'll probably just give them a realllllly diry look.
SO, henceforth, if you send me any emails, they won't get through if the subject line contains the following words/phrases:
Her Pleasure Will Be Endless
Bank Account Authorization Information
She'll be Screaming
Call My Secretary Immediately
All Night Long
If you send me any of these emails, I won't get them. I'm just lettin' you know.